Look, we’ve all been there.
We’ve psyched ourselves up to take on some of earth’s finest individuals only to prove ourselves as the least intimidating person on the planet due to one or two fundamental errors.
That’s why I’ve come up with a checklist:
- No smiling – Unless it’s psycho, but that’s hard to pull off and you just come across as partially handicapped.
- Make sure there are no variables – Nothing that will come between you and your nemesis. Buckle your belt tight, undo a few buttons and tie your shoelaces.
- Make sure the guy is smaller than you, it’s just Science really.
- Bring those eyebrows down low and look through them when approaching your enemy. Not too much though, otherwise you look like your face has melted.
Sometimes though, a slight lapse in pre-fight prep proves costly, as skinny Rick Flair demonstrates here…