I have a large number of points I’d like to raise, especially coming from Africa.
- 99% of Africa isn’t a beach.
- Nobody presented in this video is dressed for the beach, nor are they dressed for rock climbing shenanigans.
- This dude looks like he’s trying to enter a Mortal Combat cheat code half the time.
- You can only be Pitbull if you can count to 4.
- Those glasses are doing nothing to try block out those powerful African UV’s.
- There’s no club in Africa where there are favourable girl to guy ratios.
- There’s no club in the world where that many girls would get along without being paid.
That being said, I will now be humming and signing, “Let’s go to Afrika” for the better part of 2016.