Apart from the stiffness felt the next day in that old ladies thighs from legging it, nobody was injured.
With that in mind, let’s make some light humour of the incident.
After being given license to navigate a boat into the harbour by the captain of the poop deck (We love how it’s called a poop deck :D), this chef came in way too heavy on the gas, slamming into the pier and doing in excess of $A-lot.
Okay so we don;t know if it was a chef, but it would make the crash much more believable than a seasoned boat captain.
Watch the events unfold here: